School Wars
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At School Trooper HQ when I heard I would
lead the voyage to Jupiter. So I got my best troops and got ready.
I boarded my school destroyer and fastened my safety harness. "Houston," "we are ready for takeoff," I said. "OK, you are clear for takeoff."
T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 - ignition, start! Rockets blew out flames and we went up, up, up and soon out of the atmosphere.
Blasting into light speed, we blasted into hyperspace. Then I said, "Mayday! Mayday! I am about to hit an asteroid!" "That's not an asteroid, it's a space station," said navigating troop X4. "It can't be a space station, it's too big." Then something shot at us. A small fighter flew up and shot at us. "I think you're right, troopC42. Turn on the reverse thrusters!" "I'm trying, we're getting pulled in!"